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all eyes back to farrah now thank you

the faux news coverage on michael jackson should be enough to inform us that it's irrelevant (as far as pop culture drivel filling airtime is concerned) whether michael jackson is dead or alive. and i adore low culture but he's off the charts irrelevant to me. i'd say that i care about his children, but they aren't even his. still, i'm up for a good dead michael jackson joke if any more come my way. i'm not kidding.

so it was with great pleasure that i learned [via the wick'd boy news post the objectivism of the hair flip] that our attention could justifiably return to farrah fawcett. prepare to be shocked, though partially for the same reason (in reverse) that people were shocked by susan boyle being able to sing.

does the presence of a teddy bear make this more or less depraved?

decide after the jump.

guy acoustic single ladies

gay but not gay but still totally gay but not. it's sweeeeeeeet and has some original bits.

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after the jump jump jump. p.s. jeans

seattle merlesque superstar otter pop gets dirrty

• seattle = magnum night + re-bar + hosted by the sweetly glamorous sylvia o'stayformore
• merlesque = merlot + burlesque + fuck some of us are too 30something to call it boylesque
• otter pop = otter + pop + not the frozen snack treat because his performances melt those
• dirrty = christina + aguilera + mashup

whatup with kris allen's domain

i wonder if heterosexual american idol winner's production team will buy krisallen.com for him, because this is what's there now and it needs to either stop or take over the world.

at times like this, vintage playgirl is the answer

kelly rowland - when love takes over (acoustic)

huge dance hit right now (adore you david guetta) but here's kelly doing it acoustic. she got pipes. the best dance songs can stand up to acoustic treatment, yeah? yeah.

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