i've been thinking so much about the is johnny weir gay question that i've let u.s. national silver medalist evan lysacek slip from my consciousness. fact is, he's sexier than johnny, an equally good if not better jumper and spinner, and a strong stylist in his own right. plus he earned the bronze medal at last year's world championships while johnny came in 4th, and unlike johnny, evan has a reliable quad jump. and also unlike johnny, he's not due for a talking to from u.s. figure skating officials for some expressive drug analogies. squeaky clean, cheekbones of death and tons of personality - evan is my future boyfriend.
still johnny comes through with the soundbites. on getting up the morning of the free skate:
"weir said, he awoke from a nap in a panic. i was like, 'is this really happening? should I even get up?' it's hard. [but] slowly, i started to get ready."
"i put on my self-tanner and went from there."
oh to be johnny's self-tanner and caress his beauteous face and...oh fuck it, i want evan.