men do make passes at men with fat asses

though i'm not sure what to expect from a genre magazine guy of the month, i would hope that in an issue which features a strangely lucid lady bunny interview with a big boned bonus size man about his sexual experiences on the far side of the scale, that one of their guys of the month, in this case a mr. nick chow from fort lauderdale would not when asked "boxers or briefs" answer:  "briefs. boxers are for guys with fat asses."

so i could post a picture of a large man in boxers or a skinny man in boxers or a medium man in boxers or a large and skinny man in boxers inside a medium man who is also in boxers, but i'm not sure which take would be the most effective protest.  what is most off about his comment is that he's saying "guys with fat asses" would want to disguise them and that briefs and thongs and panties or whatever the hell they want to wear are verboten.

what happened to that glorious time, say in 2002, that fashion police didn't imply totalitarianism?  clothes are for everybody and nudity is for everybody.  and why the hell do i keep getting issues of genre in the mail?  i did not subscribe.  i must be on some gay list somewhere.  perhaps there is a national "do not call me gay' list that will get me taken off the genre list.  though i am gay, i am not nick chow gay.  i do not smile while degrading people who are different than me.

better end this with a joke.  three men with fat asses wearing n2n mesh briefs walk into a bar.  bartender nick chow says "we don't serve your kind here."  the men respond in unison "actually we are the owners.  we are a monogamous triad in love with each other in every combination and you are fired."

update:  nick chow posted a comment.

Comments

[Nick Chow]

To whom it may concern:

It was a joke. Don't take it seriously. I actually have my own issues with my ass being too small. Maybe I was projecting my own insecurities. It doesn't matter though. It was only a joke. I apologize if I offend you, but please don't use me as a symbol of body fascism.

Thanks,
Small Ass Nick Chow