tell me what the hell is wrong with this guy (cause i already know what's right)

in order to help you determine just what the hell is wrong with this guy, gaze deeply at the close-up after the jump.  then try not to kill everyone around you.

Comments

[H]

what? I don't get it!

[Patrick]

??????

[avi]

okay, i officially don't know if the comments mean people don't get why i posted this or if they don't get what's wrong with him. all i can say is i posted it because he looks like a psycho and he's naked. now the question is why does that make me think of a certain ex-boyfriend?

[Strathos]

He looks sweet and like he's trying to feign surprise.

I think, honey-baby-sweetie-pie, you might have a few issues with that ex that need resolved. LOL

Nice ass on him too!

[Gunn]

Dude's just affecting a 'No, please don't really do to me what I think you're going to do to me' face, when we all know he secretly wants it.
I'm going to go somewhere and think about that for a while.

[mel]

Isn't that the blue lagoon guy?

[Erik]

the weirdest thing about this picture, imho, is that the dude's facial expression is saying "oh no! someone's taking a picture of me and i'm naked!" and his body language is saying the same thing (i.e. covering up his junk), BUT HE IS NAKED AND HE IS WEARING SHOES. Which would imply that he wasn't surprised by the photographer. That's what I find weird about the photo.

Just discovered your blog, love it.

[micah]

His face is photoshopped

[RLM&in]

So both his face AND his reflected profile were culled and pasted from another single source that just happened to feature both? Seriously? How often does it happen that someone is standing in front of a mirror at that exact angle while the flashbulbs pop? I just thought that the single thing wrong with him is that he's not sitting on my face.

[leo]

what is he's name? is tooooooooo sexy mmmmh