nudididity after the jump. but the hairdo says it all. hey conan, if you googled yourself plus playgirl, call me. i want to be on your show. if only as an apology for your robot rabbi character who by the way i want to fuck me.
i'm a playa hata. officially. because i want intimacy. ltr. and so many playas are so fucking hot and sexy and smart and fun i'm drawn to them. now i don't put out. i really don't. so they lose interest quickly. but in the meantime i get emotionally involved and feel ruined for at least a day or a week or longer. so i hate playas and gym whores and egoists and showoffs and the emotionally unavailable and the non-flirty. because i'm trying for ltr, right? and all these puresexual guys, these onlysexual guys are in my way, right? cause i'm not hiding anymore. i'm not hiding anymore from looking for dates and love and emotion and all, right?
on my way to vegfest, i'm waiting for the bus and see a kinda hunky short shaved head guy with a huge backpack and a gym bag and he's holding some book and reading out loud to himself so i figure he's an idiot who never learned to read without moving his lips. as i pass by him i realize he's reading a bible so i figure he's an idiot who never learned to read the bible without moving his lips. hey prayer is just dandy but absent a congregation or coven or whatnot, i'm not sure why it needs to be out loud in public.
will the pervert who has been stealing my underwear from the laundry room (black n2n contour pouch brief and black cin2 lo-rise square cut for example) do one or more of the following, and i mean now:
wash and return them
be a man (by which i mean if you're a woman become a man because i'm a homo), put on a pair of mine you stole, knock on my door, and be available for hours of passion (or to get punched in the face if you're not cute enough)
wash a dozen you stole from some other guy and give them to me (must be size medium, or potentially if my workouts go as planned, then can be size small)