if you do some gay math, also known as new homosexual math, you'll probably figure out why he's smiling has everything to do with what's between his legs and i suppose all the privileges and benefits his anatomy affords him in life. extra mints on his pillow. faster turnaround time for his dry cleaning. and a line of slobbering, dyson vacuum cleaner inspired t-suckers. the t stands for truncheon. get all of matt at uknaked men now. and a visual explanation for all the fuss after the jump.
is that how to spell yay? for a complete tv schedule and speller bios go to spellingbee.com. it is fierce ferocious! just remembered fierce is out ever since christian on project runway overkilled it. options are ferocious or just fe-ro-ci-a. i'm rooting for seattle's elizabeth zhang. i stumbled across the regional bee on a local cable station and watched her calmy decimate the competition. i love it when the winner is the one who actually got the toughest words and wins by spelling a word she's clearly never heard. it's just geek showdown paradise. though last year's winner who i swear had no reaction to winning was such an anticlimactic geek poser. a real geek is like rebecca sealfon from 1997. you've seen this before right? if not, hold on to something because she's going to geek you like you've never been geeked before. i still remember sjp on rosie talking about her and mb seeing rs on the bee and loving it. and yes motherfuckers i have a post category for spelling bees.
and espn's snotty but worthwhile take on her, a la mystery science theater 3000.
on the off chance that since this is a gay blog there's an expectation of occasional britney spearsness, since i really don't have anything to say about her i haven't already, here's a montage-a-google of "britney spears disaster" which ought to cover it.
is either stupid shit by stupid shit cw faux reality show girlicious (catholic schoolgirl is so never and is especially never in 2008 - it's like four britneys minus the everything so thanks for nothing for producing them david geffen)
when i was in 3rd grade and people would ask me what i wanted to be when i grew up, i would say "i want to be an entymologist. not an etymologist. that's the study of words. an entymologist. the study of insects." when an adult would ask that (most likely one wearing a "mostly mozart" or "mello yello" t-shirt), i'd get a pained smile for my linguistic trouble. if a kid asked me, i'd get a 5% increase in shunning, except on the rare occasion that kid was nerdier than me. ironically, my answer required some etymology.
well now i take back the entymologist thing because of these isabella rossellini shorts. i'm not sure how to emphasize that you all don't watch these, since i'm linking to them. so to keep it simple, i'll just say don't watch green porno, all eight of them. oh yeah, there is an insect connection. and a vague slim goodbody one as well, due to the whole body stocking thing. p.s. why did they take away her lancome contract? she's fabu! yeah i know the lancome has a little mark over the o, but if they wanted me to put that, they shouldn't have messed with isabella.
saw my friend perform with flair and style (and crucifix pasties) at a fantabulous burlesque show. she was booked as one of the pros and the show also featured graduates of a local burlesque school. very impressive class. shout out to trixie lane of oldschoolpinups.com, who along with partner lance wagner, drives the whole schmeer. so now i can't help but be inspired to do some darn boylesque. which is what, you ask? same as burlesque but my body's different. so a theatrical vignette which contains a device/excuse for clothing removal. and killer music to boot. i'll work it out and bring some boylesque (or more of it than already exists) to seattle's mostly boylesque barren stages.
so of course i had to hit up youtube for inspiration. charlie champale is intriguing. opening his overcoat to reveal his hot watches for sale is a fine device. and if you like it, do a charlie champale search on youtube. there's more. just be warned, one is a stripping middle eastern garbed "terrorist" dressed in glitter dynamite sticks across his torso. oh wait, i ruined the punchline.
after the jump is one that's nsfg, with g meaning gays, because it's a girl. consider it a blonde venus marlene dietrich in a monkey suit inspired star wars tribute. she's a fucking imperial stormtrooper, okay? and it's suitably creepy and wonderful.
finally a guy with an actual swimmer's build and male ingenue looks. get all of shane and his buddies at perfectguyz. they can't very well be showoffs if nobody's looking. and see shane's obscene profile (and flat on his back look) after the jump. it's what 1000 crunches a day and a vegetarian diet will get you. or just being 25.
i've gushed about neil before. no, that's not a pun. i'm a writer. well naked naked horned up gymrat neil is sooooo back at uknaked men. as a fine conduit of fine filth for the gay masses, i really must stress that uknakedmen has exceptional models, photography and videography. plus my friend is really into guys in kilts (hi hs!) so neil is as delightfully accommodating of our fantasies as ever - this time giving us wrestler, which is in implied airquotes. by the way, i'm obsessed with calling vegetarian restaurants airquotes restaurants. you know when they have chicken, beef, shrimp, etc. on the menu but all are made of soy or wheat gluten or whatnot that's not animal flesh. but i could say whatever i want here because you're looking at the pictures. this time there's no jump. you'll have to go to uknakedmen for more neil (and friends). or scroll down of course.
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