if you do some gay math, also known as new homosexual math, you'll probably figure out why he's smiling has everything to do with what's between his legs and i suppose all the privileges and benefits his anatomy affords him in life. extra mints on his pillow. faster turnaround time for his dry cleaning. and a line of slobbering, dyson vacuum cleaner inspired t-suckers. the t stands for truncheon. get all of matt at uknaked men now. and a visual explanation for all the fuss after the jump.