play kissyface with the most hideous horrible doll in the world! enjoy the manly witch snowglobe with dead trees and music! recoil from the statue of an angry, violent witch with lazy eye! check out the goth 2009 charity auction on ebay now. (the seller is my friend and has 100% positive feedback from over 700 satisfied buyers.)
all proceeds go toward making the gothiest goth float ever at the 2009 seattle lgbt pride parade. with all the sell out non-queer queers out there, we sure as hell need some finely dressed people of difference out there front and center, doncha know. what is pride without giant bats, latex, sun umbrellas, and black eyeliner? but separate from charity, there's just some great stuff in this auction. some items are ending march 26 (like the aforementioned hideous horrible doll) while some items will be up for a few more days after that.
so take a look at this cyber yard sale and bid for some goodies now. many items are still at 99 cents and worth much more. plus some of the descriptions are hilarious like the one on the animated talking zombie: "Dressed in filthy but fashionable just-dug-myself-out-of-the-grave style, he is ready to fill your life with sassy undead action...He rips his head clean off! Complete with light up neck and drippy rubbery blood!"
[via annieorphans: "a film short from 1970 that observes "the more things change, the more they stay the same". charles strouse composed the score, which would later be re-used for the song tomorrow in the musical annie."]