it's the ultimate depantsed nerd moment in time! ultranow is proud to bring you hot as hell theatrical innovator otterpop! once again and this time he's teamed up with the extremely vulcan and 99% naked disgrace jones for the ultimate sci-fi slash fiction guylesque. i haven't witnessed anything as simultaneously queer and nerdy as this since, um, since when charles nelson reilly was abducted by aliens and lived to dish about it, with his pants off, after having gone to the gym about 700 times.
see it's two nerds on the phone talking about slash fiction and otterpop! and disgrace jones come to life from the nerds' demented minds. this went down at bacon strip night at rebar, hosted by sylvia o'stayformore who herself is decked out as star trek's nurse christine chapel.
p.s. there is cake! enjoy and share this vid with all the nerds and gays in your life.
i knew i watched joan rivers on qvc for a reason. so she's hawking some reading glasses, those drugstore kind with the magnification factors 1.5, 2.0, etc., and hers are fashiony and also get darker in sunlight. so the host hypes them functioning as sunglasses too and joan pipes in: "this way you can read your pornography indoors or out." the host froze, wanting to see if joan was going to go even coarser and the level of damage control (or test pattern) that would have to take over.
i could barely figure out what joan meant, but i guess it's you'd wear sunglasses to read porn outside due to the shame factor? but who the fuck reads porn outside? and while i'm at it, who reads porn at all? isn't the word gawk, not read?
joan you make the big chunky jewelry that budget conscious trannies and housewives adore. joan you make reading glasses for larry flynt. joan you are queen-sized nuts.