i guess he won 9 months into his presidency because he didn't start any new wars. just hasn't ended the pesky ittie bittie murderous futile ones in iraq and afghanistan, and hasn't quite started one in iran yet. of course by that measure, i should have won also. unless you count my war with latoya jackson. she's going down!
but seriously, i'd give the nobel peace prize to joy behar before barack obama, kay?