have i mentioned i am ovah politics? all eyes on britney i just can't focus on what constantly disappoints. here's a line from the state of the union address though: "This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law that denies gay Americans the right to serve the country they love because of who they are."
so now i will have the right to kill. um, yay? now whose going to make a pink triangle logo with blood on it. oh, wait, there already was that in the holocaust. how about passing the employment nondiscrimination act and repealing doma. and yes, i see the skillful rhetoric he used to bring in the word "love" in a sentence about the military.
p.s. he's not talking executive order. he's saying "work with congress" which means when it doesn't happen it won't be his fault.
p.p.s. what is left of democrat because that's where i'm going.
p.p.p.s. why can't he say lesbian? and why does he have to add americans? oh yeah he has to add americans because several other countries allow gays and lesbians in the military to serve openly. the issue is serving openly, not whether they are already serving, because they are. duh. and yes i support equality, which since i'm a pacifist means i think everyone should be pacifist equally. oh fuck this, i'm going to listen to britney.
that's abercrombie jonah on his knees in front of thick-hung peter to warm things up. but it's jonah who ends up deep inside peter's musclebutt. the secret is they go to the same college and have even been in a couple classes together. somehow they're able to focus on the professor. i guess he's naked too. see them in action together at sean cody now.
confession: i have some soon to be unemployment to deal with around here. so to keep my spirits up i'm wordsmithing my way to happiness. here are options when the word unemployment is just too much to bear.
oh, but first consider clicking the tip jar in my left sidebar. that makes this a public television pledge drive without the cutting away to that's entertainment part 3. tipping means i'll surely be able to keep blogging just as perkily (and obscenely) as ever. now back to replacements for the word unemployment.
trying to class it up around here means featuring george sauvage. yes my definition of class is a naked, uncut, hairy, muscled frenchman who takes a shower, pees in the sink and jacks off right in your face. this is george's first porn movie ever ever ever and he's 45. no more hiding for george! see him now at butch dixon.
jay leno and conan o'brien haven't been funny, and even then it was inadvertently so, since they co-starred in "deep inside firecrotch: the imax experience." the world waits for the sequel to that about as much as people want to see "precious 2: precious vs. predator." okay, i would pay to see precious 2.
so forget the late night wars. boycott jay leno. boycott conan o'brien and all the other assorted nondiverse late night hosts. instead give mo'nique's bet talk show a look. some episodes stream online.
and george lopez brings something different to the mix too with lopez tonight on tbs. i'm doing everything i can to resist stating the tbs promo phrase "bringing the party back to late night." whoops. damn.
well here he is with kathy griffin, an admittedly tough guest to not be funny with (though if you saw kathy's appearance on the joy behar show, joy did the impossible and made kathy dull). here, however, we get the word gayteeno for possibly the first time on tv. plus one asks a question from the audience too. fierce eyebrows, baby. yay!