okay, this is getting freaky. my rupaul's drag race predictions from march 25 have proven to be right. read the original post to see the rationale, but basically it's following diagonals in the contestant gallery below. so yes, pandora was the 8th elimination and tatianna was 9th to go.
as rupaul says the winner must have Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent, so mine would not be the only semi-hidden secret discovered this season.
jujubee (who was in the bottom 2 with tatianna this week) is likely to be 3rd and tyra is likely to win. magic!
back when he was 18, harry louis took a career profile test. it happened to be one where they ask you how long and thick your cock is and how fuckable an ass you have. he answered honestly. therefore he is now a porn star. busboy was a close second. see smooth, huge and nasty harry now at uk naked men now! he's waiting for you.
new hunx and his punx vid! this takes me back to '70s protopunk. of course i was a little kid then but i was cool. i'd heard of the ramones. and i did like rock n roll. so i guess i coulda dated hunx? i did in my head. now the only question is will there be a kidz bop version of this? there fucking ought to be. i mean the lines "what the hell is wrong with you / i think you sniff too much glue" could be in a public service announcement too.
last week, i posted rupaul's drag race winner revealed weeks early? and omg pandora boxx was eliminated this past monday. this matches my bizarrely mathematically-induced prediction. the fact the she was unfairly eliminated (jujubee shoulda gone) doesn't matter. miss box is no more. fuckers just didn't want a campy queen. um, hello, it's drag!
anyway, will my predictions continue to prove accurate? is tatianna the next to go? will tyra sanchez win the whole thing? should i find more productive uses for my time? stay tuned.