i will make the world dizzy with numbers

this is my (holy shit) 564th post.  the whole ultranow thing has had 812,821 hits to this moment.  i'm currently #1 in google for "steve rally", higher than his imdb and wikipedia listings, which is meaningless except that i hope he googles himself and finds me and wants me.  it could happen, right after a high powered editor searching for just the right freelance writer who can write the right things with words he writes asks me to freelance write a writing assignment for money, fame, personal satisfaction, and money and fame.  back to numbers.

a google image search of the keyword "ultranow" (with safe search clicked off) reveals i am the #1 gayest human on the planet.  try it.  and i'm the only person in the world to have a crush on a starbucks barista.  okay, that last one isn't true.  i'm likely not even the only one to have a crush on the particular starbucks barista i'm talking about.  after all, he does look like a young, blond anderson cooper.  how does he keep his hands off himself long enough to make a living?  gasp...maybe he doesn't!  by the way, i only go to starbucks when i'm desperate for sustenance.  exactly.