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brian buzzini high school yearbook photo

thanks to reader susan for the tip on which high school he (and she) graced with their presenceseses!  here's some adult brian for your viewing and begging pleasure.  i tried to part my hair in the middle too way back when.  since i had a semi-loose jewfro this involved painful prolonged blowdrying, then sleeping on the results.  i do admire brian's restrained feathering here.  parted in the middle sure, but not all farrahed out.  looks like he had some orthodontia after he began modeling.  he was never a big smiler.  king of the solid straighforward semi-pout.  brian, if you're reading this, will you sign my yearbook?  or this civil union license?

brian buzzini moment

formative 1980s softcore

browsing poster racks at the mall allowed me to get a male fix without revealing myself to be male obsessed. how long could i gush/take in these images before i just had to go to the next poster? no one was watching me browse but maybe they were and it was too much to keep looking. all that mattered was between posters of formulaic sensations heather locklear, heather thomas and flashdance were breaths of fresh male softcore. thanks to playgirl, the fitness craze, gq and the collective aura of a hundred million cock-craving faggots, a few images seeped into my consciousness. here's to you playgirl and international male catalog model brian buzzini. here's to you soloflex stud scott madsen. i want you to go into a dark closet together and play seven minutes in heaven. you gave me mine. now it's your turn.