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cyber as "hung jewish top" episode 5 - the phantom jew

after an over 2 year hiatus, "hung jewish top" is back!  catch up on  eps 1-4 if you will.  the identities of the innocent have been exposed, or at least as much as their cyberhandles expose them.  oh yeah, "hung jewish top" is me, i mean my """""character""""" that is.  p.s. are extra quotes super ironic?

Numb_Nuts> hi there
hung jewish top> u like cock?
Numb_Nuts> yes, I am so hungry for it right now
hung jewish top> just right now or always hungry for cock?
Numb_Nuts> when I am in the mood like now
hung jewish top> u evr had jew cock?
Numb_Nuts> I like someone who knows what they want from me
Numb_Nuts> no, baby
Numb_Nuts> you want to feed me some
hung jewish top> i want u to want jewcock and i ain't ur baby
hung jewish top> im ur man
Numb_Nuts> yes, man
hung jewish top> tell me how much u want my jew cock
Numb_Nuts> I want the come in your balls inside me
Numb_Nuts> I want to taste your hot jewish cock sliding in and out of me
filling me with your manhood
hung jewish top> u catholic?
Numb_Nuts> protestant
hung jewish top> my jewish cock will burn in ur protestant anus
hung jewish top> and my cum will hit the back of ur throat
Numb_Nuts> cupping your heavy sack in my hand and feeling what you have in there for me
hung jewish top> if u had to choose between a long and skinny cock or a thick and short one which would us choose?
hung jewish top> u choose
Numb_Nuts> thick and short
hung jewish top> actually the right answer was both
hung jewish top> thick and short for ur mouth and long and skinny for ur ass then switch
hung jewish top> jewish cock at both ends while u tear up and suck and get fucked
Numb_Nuts> would love to have you fucking me at both ends
hung jewish top> like two kosher pickles surrounding bi married unkosher slab of bi married desperate for cock guy
Numb_Nuts> yes, two jewish cock together would be bliss
hung jewish top> i hope ur nuts aren't actually numb and that u only call urself numbnuts because that's an insult from three stooges movies

cyber as "hung jewish top" - now twice as hung and twice as jewish

my semi-alter ego is back.  after episode 1, episode 2 and episode 3, i thought he'd retired, but no.  he's returned for further punishment...of others.

jimbo> hows it going?
hung jewish top> hard and jewish
jimbo> horny here
hung jewish top> i'm sick and depressed
jimbo> sorry to hear that
hung jewish top> being gay and jewish is like being trapped in the background of a woody allen movie that no one went to see
jimbo> it happens

fun*guy> jewish bottom here
hung jewish top> you take jewish cock?
fun*guy> we could really "bless our union"
hung jewish top> i'm not really religious
fun*guy> yes I take jewish cock...why not?
fun*guy> it's ok
fun*guy> jewish is jewish
hung jewish top> just okay?
fun*guy> well...maybe more than just ok

20 in tight jockeys> hi
hung jewish top> hey
20 in tight jockeys> prefer cut cock
20 in tight jockeys> i'm sure that's what u have
hung jewish top> why are you so sure?
20 in tight jockeys> jewish
hung jewish top> who is?
20 in tight jockeys> jews are cut, right?
hung jewish top> unfortunately
20 in tight jockeys> love seeing a big cock head
hung jewish top> i've started a new group though
20 in tight jockeys> what is that
hung jewish top> jac
hung jewish top> jews against circumcision
hung jewish top> you could be an honorary member
hung jewish top> you can still see the head if you make it hard
20 in tight jockeys> so r u cut?
hung jewish top> yes
20 in tight jockeys> age?
hung jewish top> hey jac is funny, you should laugh and show respect.  us jews think we're funny.
20 in tight jockeys> and u are
hung jewish top> thank you
hung jewish top> i'm in my 30s
hung jewish top> and i have a big fat head on my cut cock
20 in tight jockeys> how big r u
hung jewish top> i couldn't fit my cock in your jockeys
20 in tight jockeys> lock my lips around that head
hung jewish top> how old is your cousin
hung jewish top> whose underwear you're in
20 in tight jockeys> he is 19
hung jewish top> are you going to cum in his underwear and put it back in his drawer?
20 in tight jockeys> that would be hot
20 in tight jockeys> so how long is your jewish dick
hung jewish top> as big as moses'
20 in tight jockeys> lol
20 in tight jockeys> another jew funny, huh
hung jewish top> no it's true
20 in tight jockeys> i don't know how big that is
hung jewish top> [actual size information withheld]
20 in tight jockeys> FUCK
20 in tight jockeys> how do u know moses was [actual size information still withheld]
hung jewish top> illustrated bible
20 in tight jockeys> what u into
hung jewish top> like to see guys shoot in their jockeys
hung jewish top> inside their jockeys just rubbing themselves through the fabric
20 in tight jockeys> i have such a big bulge in these
hung jewish top> how big is ur cock
20 in tight jockeys> 6.5
hung jewish top> oh that's as big as noah
20 in tight jockeys> the briefs are so small on me
hung jewish top> i'll bet
20 in tight jockeys> did noah fuck the animals
hung jewish top> no the animals already were all in couples they weren't interested in noah
20 in tight jockeys> who had the biggest cock in the bible
hung jewish top> al parker
20 in tight jockeys> huh?
hung jewish top> i mean jacob
20 in tight jockeys> how big was he
hung jewish top> the ladder was for his cock
20 in tight jockeys> lol
hung jewish top> either that or goliath but that might have been the new testament
hung jewish top> g-d has a pinky dick though
hung jewish top> he fucks you in your mind
hung jewish top> no penis necessary
20 in tight jockeys> whoa
hung jewish top> tell me about it
hung jewish top> wait tell me again how small those jockeys are on you
20 in tight jockeys> u sound like a fucking hot stud
20 in tight jockeys> 28
hung jewish top> i know
hung jewish top> no say, "these jockeys are so small on me"
20 in tight jockeys> waist
20 in tight jockeys> these jockeys are SO small on me
hung jewish top> how small are they!!!???
hung jewish top> then you go , so small...
hung jewish top> tell a joke
20 in tight jockeys> so small that my cock pops out
hung jewish top> okay that's a good try but that's not funny
hung jewish top> say, they are so small that...
20 in tight jockeys> they r so small that my penis is squished
hung jewish top> ahh squished is a funny sounding word, but where's the joke?
20 in tight jockeys> help me give me an example
hung jewish top> how about my jockeys are so small that after wearing them for half an hour, i gave myself a sex change
20 in tight jockeys> lol
20 in tight jockeys> i'd rather be sucking your big jewish cock
20 in tight jockeys> rubbing your hairy chest
hung jewish top> now that's what the guy in the bar said to me on hanukkah and i didn't go home with him because i don't do that except instead of big jewish cock he said big polish cock because i'd told him i'm part polish, the cock part
20 in tight jockeys> how do u get off then
hung jewish top> g-d and i have an arrangement
hung jewish top> when mrs. g-d is out he lets me jack off on the small of his back
20 in tight jockeys> why is that
hung jewish top> it has to be his back because of that one time i came in his eye
20 in tight jockeys> you r confusing me
hung jewish top> and like coco peru says in that movie trick, you know what happens when you get cum in your eye?  it burns!!!!!!
hung jewish top> i'm complex
hung jewish top> you've been a pleasure
hung jewish top> i need to go make some chicken soup
hung jewish top> enjoy your underwear
20 in tight jockeys> damn guy
hung jewish top> shalom
20 in tight jockeys> yea, whatever

cyber as "hung jewish top" episode 3 - revenge of the jew

after the industry-wide success of cyber as "hung jewish top" episode 1 and episode 2, i agreed to a sequel, but only after my demands for way more money were met.  speaking of which, i got a brand new shiny penny!

while i may in a sense be violating the privacy of these cybervixens, i am showing restraint by not posting pics sent to me (especially by mr. "18 likes it intheass"). oh well, here's one of his pics anyway, mercifully cropped. if i go to hell for this (though jews don't believe in hell) i'm sure it would be decorated with this exact wood paneling.

adam> u sound hot man
hung jewish top> have u had jewcock before?
adam> no but want it bad
hung jewish top> tell me why u want it
adam> all the jewish guys i know are so hot
hung jewish top> what do u like about us
adam> but never had there all stright
adam> dark hair, hairy chests
hung jewish top> then u need it
adam> handsome
hung jewish top> yes we are

hung jewish top> name one hot famous jewish guy that you want to fuck you
18 likes it intheass> hmmm dont know a ton of jewesh guys but adrien brody [below in a scene from "the jacket"] is hott
hung jewish top> good choice

Rob28> nice name
hung jewish top> u jew too?
hung jewish top> or just want jewcock
Rob28> fuck yeah
Rob28> both
hung jewish top> nice
hung jewish top> tell me bout urs
Rob28> want ur jewcock in my jewish ass
Rob28> im 5'8, 175 lbs, brn/brn 6" cut (of course)
hung jewish top> u fuck with jews before?
Rob28> yeah
hung jewish top> what do u like about getting fucked by a fellow jew
Rob28> dunno
hung jewish top> think about it
Rob28> just like getting fucked by a nice hung jew
Rob28> nice hot fuck...and mom would approve

the return of cyber as "hung jewish top"

after last month's debut of "hung jewish top", i knew he'd make a triumphant return soon enough. like "million dollar baby 2". or "million dollar adult baby 2".

hugh wis> hey
hung jewish top> hello
hung jewish top> u n2 jewcock?
hugh wis> never had a jew cock
hugh wis> any thing special with a jew cock?
hung jewish top> HELLO OF COURSE! IT'S BETTER THAN ALL COCK!!!!!
hugh wis> lol
hugh wis> prove it to me then
hung jewish top> how can i prove it to you?
hugh wis> tease my ass with and fuck me
hugh wis> whats ur stats?
hung jewish top> mike brady told cindy that teasing is wrong so i can't tease u
hung jewish top> it makes people cry
hugh wis> but did he fuck her?
hung jewish top> well isn't that what the braids were for?
hung jewish top> how do you think she got the speech impediment?
hung jewish top> she's really 2. he makes her dress like a 7 year old because he's into older women!
hung jewish top> now do you believe i'm jewish? so quick with the jokes am i
hugh wis> to be honest, i really can not say I know a jew in person
hung jewish top> there are no jews in wisconsin?
hugh wis> not where I live
hung jewish top> then what's the hugh wis
hugh wis> just a screen name
hung jewish top> mysterious
hugh wis> yes
hung jewish top> just watch seinfeld and the nanny and watch moesha - extreme jewish edition and you will know all you need to know
hugh wis> maybe I need some jew ed then
hung jewish top> well i have to go now and spread the hung jewish top gospel
hung jewish top> shalom
hugh wis> later

cyber as alter ego "hung jewish top"

perry> i am 22 blond blue smooth bttm
perry> i used to be a methodist
hung jewish top> what's a methodist exactly
perry> a protestant
perry> not a baptist, we used to use just a little water for baptism
hung jewish top> does that mean you express your emotions or not? i do
perry> i express my emotions a lot!
hung jewish top> you ever fuck in the shower?
perry> yes
hung jewish top> me2 i like it except the cum turns to glue
perry> then put it all up in me and it wont

RoughMan2Man> you have a big noise?
hung jewish top> compared to michael jackson? yes. compared to durante, hell no.
RoughMan2Man> is it sexy?
hung jewish top> wanna put my nose in your mouth?
RoughMan2Man> I might
RoughMan2Man> you fight before?
hung jewish top> if you win you can dress up like a nazi. u got a uniform?
RoughMan2Man> no I don't, do you?
RoughMan2Man> and as a nazi I lock you up and fuck you?
hung jewish top> why would i have a nazi uniform? i'm the jew. u be the nazi. i be the jew. i'll pin you and fuck u. i'm taller than you and quicker i bet.
RoughMan2Man> ok, but if you lose I fuck you
RoughMan2Man> deal?
hung jewish top> if you win you get to call me a jew pig and rape me hard
RoughMan2Man> fuck thats HOT
RoughMan2Man> I'd love to rape and fuck you
RoughMan2Man> big white german cock
RoughMan2Man> I want you feeling every thrust of my cock deep in your jewish ass
hung jewish top> i hate to get fucked man
RoughMan2Man> so
hung jewish top> this has been great but i gotta go take a soak in some lavender bath salts. that's the good stuff.
hung jewish top> later, you german pig.
RoughMan2Man> love you
hung jewish top> shalom