while he's no steve rally, derrick davenport, just named playgirl man of the year for 2006, acquits himself nicely, by which i mean i can't tell what his sexual orientation is but i'm certain of two things: that he has body dysmorphic disorder which means he doesn't see what we see so he thinks he's out of shape and therefore needs to work out constantly (and it shows), and that he wants me, or at least has the expression of wanting me, or if not me, then money, or if not money, then fame - for someone, something, be it a camera, a cloud, or a random fag, to see him, to really really see him. more derrick after the jump and then even more after the jump after the jump. you'll see. and that's what he wants.
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as expressed in my previous post derrick davenport is beautiful, it is important to state that derrick davenport is still beautiful. and not at all shy. though shyness may be beautiful in some, such as if a pleather bikini wearing professional wrestler dude were actually shy when off stage. that would be beautiful or at least endearing or at least amusing. derrick davenport is however distinctly not shy.
i believe he masturbates thinking about other people masturbating thinking about him. then he counts his modeling money so he can see how close he is to affording everything he's always wanted. then he opens his shades and windows, takes a deep breath, stares at the sky, and masturbates in full view and while he's masturbating i walk by his window and he psionically urges me to look in and i do and he seduces me through the window and i swallow it all and he swallows it all and we kiss and i bite his lower lip like a sex vampire. then we go shopping for 1950s scandanavian enamelware and come home and he makes me dinner and i make him dinner and we have a lot of dinner and then go to bed and do many body and mind and spirit related touchings. i have it all figured out.
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while he's no steve rally, derrick davenport, just named playgirl man of the year for 2006, acquits himself nicely, by which i mean i can't tell what his sexual orientation is but i'm certain of two things: that he has body dysmorphic disorder which means he doesn't see what we see so he thinks he's out of shape and therefore needs to work out constantly (and it shows), and that he wants me, or at least has the expression of wanting me, or if not me, then money, or if not money, then fame - for someone, something, be it a camera, a cloud, or a random fag, to see him, to really really see him. more derrick after the jump and then even more after the jump after the jump. you'll see. and that's what he wants.
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