after the jump. the first picture especially is one that would make a gay interior decorator both cringe and drool. the second picture, being on some sort of public transport and again showcasing wonderful cock and legs, can be forgiven its design flaws. though the teal remains problematic.
he makes hideous, tacky, overpriced handbags (i.e. victoria beckham is a fan), but damn, richard emden of the bracher emden design team smokes up the screen. yes i watch home shopping sometimes because it's funny as hell, but who knew they'd have the world's sexiest well you know - home shopping guy type person. he had a gentle voice while he ironically robbed pocketbooks of millions. i crave him.
p.s. here's his little facebook pic. he's a hot little 100 pixel square, isn't he? yes i need to get out more.
i feel honored to say i'm friends with the cake decorator who by the way had put the name after the happy birthday but i photoshopped it out to protect the innocent oprah obsessed. only thing missing (though not technically missing since customer hadn't requested it) is oprah's husband gayle in a sidecar. vroom!
through the able robotic assistance suggested by omg blog, here's a picture i instigated (the almost entirely black rectangle) where you won't know what it is until you click it to make it bigger, huge that is.