right after an unkosher 30something club kid jew with a backwards chai necklace asked to buy cocaine from me (due possibly to my being in a bret easton ellis less than zero style suit ensemble) a friend brilliantly named this decade (since we had to say goodbye to the aughties).
after i insisted it couldn't just be called the teens because of the first three years of the decade, he suggested the tweens. so officially for 2010, 11 and 12 it will be the tweens. and only 2013 to 19 shall be called the teens. spread the word. ultranow has spoken from on low.
bonus points for acting like a tween the next three years. so buy your mary-kate and ashley collection glitter embossed ensembles at target and get your hannah montana miley cyrus everything on. plus act spoiled and petulant and pointless and demand people buy you things that will fall apart in minutes. we are tweens. you are one of us.