my jeans are tighter in the legs than ever. kinda how the incredible hulk's jeans threaten busting the seams as he turns from bill bixby to lou ferrigno. except i'm not angry. or green. or bill bixby. i am nearing my goal of meeting the body standards of the 1986 international male catalog. except for the jew thing. they were not into that. now if only i could get my hair to feather like '86.