i don't hook up is her second single (probably) after my life would suck without you. here this guy austin bravely posts the kinda thing people normally do in privacy. his ongoing struggle to keep his towel from falling off perfectly mirrors the theme of i don't hook up.
p.s. i don't hook up either.
p.p.s. i think he has.
p.p.p.s. i love how after his dramatic walk away ending, he has to walk right back in to shut off the camera and he's already out of character.