batshit crazy martha stewart viewer isabelle ortley offers this craft project she titles "roast turkey costume" which should actually be called "bird corpse straitjacket meaningless and pathetic to all but the most craft addicted lonely motherfuckers" but then martha wouldn't put it on the air. if you're going to attempt this, first don't, then mind isabelle's safety notes:
"Be sure to use nontoxic paint and glue in this project, as some babies like to chew on the costumes. When placing your baby on a table, be sure that the sides of the table are protected, and always watch that your child does not roll. When using berries and other garnishes, be aware of any choking hazards."
i find these safety notes incomplete, so also do not put baby in oven, do not baste baby, do not eat baby, do not eat costume, do not expect baby to enjoy thanksgiving, and most importantly do not do not do not do this project, even a tofurkey version. just do not.