so i was indulging on a vegan protein bar free sample at whole foods as two guys walk by and one's saying "what is michael jackson's favorite breakfast cereal?" i'm locked in place since i still have to throw out the toothpick in the prescribed toothpick disposal unit. they are walking fast enough (assumedly toward either the baby food or the buffalo burgers) that i can't hear the punchline.
when home (i don't have a smartphone) i googled the joke and couldn't find anything except a forum page on the actual michaeljackson.com/gr (that means the greek section of michaeljackson.com) which has this post which solves the mystery, um, totally?:
Billy Jean Booty Flakes Mj Cereal
ΑΎΓΟΥΣΤΟΣ 16, 2009, 3:03 μμ
Billy Jean Booty Flakes Michael Jackson Cereal is my favorite breakfast. It's chocolate flakes with 3 different marshmallow shapes...Mj's sexy booty, Gold pants and Red leather pants. Every spoonful tastes like MJ. MMMM tasty. It's the breakfast of champions.
I've decide 2 start a Billy Jean Booty Flakes Forum 4 all 2 share their sexy Mj stuff. Hope u join in.
** Blankets n' Moonwalks 2 all***
this may mean i'm stuck coming up with an actual punchline myself. maybe "cream of culkin" or "dead life" or "kinx" or in a very suprising non-mean punchline "hautemeal" because he was so fashion forward.