have i mentioned i am ovah politics? all eyes on britney i just can't focus on what constantly disappoints. here's a line from the state of the union address though: "This year, I will work with Congress and our military to finally repeal the law that denies gay Americans the right to serve the country they love because of who they are."
so now i will have the right to kill. um, yay? now whose going to make a pink triangle logo with blood on it. oh, wait, there already was that in the holocaust. how about passing the employment nondiscrimination act and repealing doma. and yes, i see the skillful rhetoric he used to bring in the word "love" in a sentence about the military.
p.s. he's not talking executive order. he's saying "work with congress" which means when it doesn't happen it won't be his fault.
p.p.s. what is left of democrat because that's where i'm going.
p.p.p.s. why can't he say lesbian? and why does he have to add americans? oh yeah he has to add americans because several other countries allow gays and lesbians in the military to serve openly. the issue is serving openly, not whether they are already serving, because they are. duh. and yes i support equality, which since i'm a pacifist means i think everyone should be pacifist equally. oh fuck this, i'm going to listen to britney.
the main michelle obama mask for sale now has dramatically lightened her skin tone which is playing with fire in terms of offense because now her mask is lighter than barack obama's mask which is totally fucked up because it's not true and this does mean something i swear similar to the darkening of the villanous mug shot o.j. simpson photo on the cover of major magazines and i'm not commenting on the masks being caricatures as that's fine within reason but the problematic skin tones only so write your congressperson or the editor of vogue this has got to stop [tip from heretic saint]
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p.p.s. dear levi: hey boo! whatz yo numba? adoringly, your biggest extremely temporary fan
have i mentioned how reprehensible it is that civil rights are up for a vote? if you're a washington state voter, please vote to approve referendum 71. i'd vote 1000 times for it if i could, but democracy frowns on multi-voting, so i need your help.
i guess he won 9 months into his presidency because he didn't start any new wars. just hasn't ended the pesky ittie bittie murderous futile ones in iraq and afghanistan, and hasn't quite started one in iran yet. of course by that measure, i should have won also. unless you count my war with latoya jackson. she's going down!
but seriously, i'd give the nobel peace prize to joy behar before barack obama, kay?