it's the ultimate depantsed nerd moment in time! ultranow is proud to bring you hot as hell theatrical innovator otterpop! once again and this time he's teamed up with the extremely vulcan and 99% naked disgrace jones for the ultimate sci-fi slash fiction guylesque. i haven't witnessed anything as simultaneously queer and nerdy as this since, um, since when charles nelson reilly was abducted by aliens and lived to dish about it, with his pants off, after having gone to the gym about 700 times.
see it's two nerds on the phone talking about slash fiction and otterpop! and disgrace jones come to life from the nerds' demented minds. this went down at bacon strip night at rebar, hosted by sylvia o'stayformore who herself is decked out as star trek's nurse christine chapel.
p.s. there is cake! enjoy and share this vid with all the nerds and gays in your life.
we all have multiple persona. i vacillate between accepting that bea arthur is dead and knowing in my heart that she's alive. of course, even if she's dead, it's temporary. so remember that scene in star trek: first contact where worf notes that the temperature controls on the enterprise have been acting all screwy resulting in a precisely warmer temperature shipwide and then picard recognizes the temperature and knows that there are borg on the ship because that's the temperature borg need? yeah i knew you remembered.
well seattle has been super hot last few days, almost 90 yesterday. and miami, home of the golden girls, is super hot as well. so it's clear to me that bea arthur is making seattle like miami to prepare the city for her rise from the dead. once she's back, i'll take her for some molly moon's ice cream. of course since i'm veering toward vegan, i'll get the vegan sorbet instead of one of those "worth coming back from the dead" ice cream flavors like salted licorice or balsamic strawberry. i hope, as she scarfs down her cone and blabs about her sex life, she understands. maybe i'll tell a st. olaf story to make her feel more at home.
p.s. this is not the only star trek bea arthur connection. there's that rumor that she was the slave girl with the massive beehive in the episode with the tri-color brains who were using the enterprise crew as part of some gambling games they were playing to amuse themselves. it's crazy for people to think bea was in that episode because she totally wasn't. boy, some people are nuts!
this is a good thing. i love vulcans. especially every seven years during pon'far. though i prefer them in stretch polyester cotton blends rather than brooks brothers. and would a vulcan really wear a power red tie? too much emotion in that. plus in attempting to not make a fashion statement with his hair, he is making a fashion statement with his hair. i think he reads european men's fashion mags and does the opposite.
oh no!!! star trek biggies are on their way out. majel barrett-roddenberry passed december 18. today ricardo montalban. which star trek legend will die mid-february? can't be a red shirt. they're all dead already. at this point, no matter who it is, it would hurt, even if it were egomaniac shatner. but see montalban was pretty much the best original star trek villain ever, perhaps second only to the silicon egg laying pizza monster. who else made such an impact from the original series that s/he was brought back to reprise the role (in this case khan) in a movie 15+ years later? plus he had great moobs and broke racial barriers in hollywood and i'm sure was a sweet lay.
still i was kinda seriously creeped out by fantasy island, though i know many loved it. it came on after love boat and i didn't want to lose the light love boat vibe and get weirded out by that damn prop-filled, animatronic, time-distorting, '70s magic island. plus it was kinda on after my bedtime anyway. so i'll remember him as khan mostly but i know he was more than that. it's so difficult to resist the urge to freeze him so he can be revived hundreds of years from now, because that's how khan originated. but we all know freezing just turns everything to mush. still a fuck doll of him would be nice. i'm just saying.
hey it's okay for the navy to kill whales and dolphins. because national security applies only to humans. and because the navy is more powerful than mother nature. except of course when a storm hits. or rabid seagulls attack. or an alien probe comes in a few hundred years looking for humpback whales and they're all dead and earth is destroyed by the probe and...it could happen.