some really tacky wannabe culture jammer is vandalizing seattle fire
hydrants by painting them gold. hydrants, at least those in seattle,
are supposed to be either green, yellow or red to indicate the level of
water pressure. not bright shiny sloppy spraypaint disco rollerskate
gold. whoever you are, fire hydrants are not a toy. firemen are. now i
am not entirely unsympathetic to the need to modify public objects.
lots of us have culture jamming urges. i personally want to stick
tiffany pictures on the seattle art museum tiffany exhibit signs
hanging from every pole downtown. i always thought teen pop queen
tiffany (ex-teen ex-pop ex-queen still tiffany) would make a fine lamp
and that a lamp would make a fine pop star.
now here's a couple
of pictures of steve hooper's feet for no reason, unless you're into
that kind of thing, in which case there is a clear reason.
i did go to my actual senior prom and i did actually dance to taylor dane's tell it to my heart, prompting people to say "wow you can dance!" much like brenda and donna said to david on the bevery hills 90210 senior prom "wow you can dance!", which is always a sign. by the way, taylor told it and it wasn't good news. something like "i'm telling you you're the only fag and there are no other fags and you'll be alone forever la la la woo woo woo yeah". so when i posted take me to the prom, you gorgeous blonde bastard, and by prom i mean orgasm i wasn't kidding. i want to do my prom over because of the ridiculous inappropriateness of my date with a 5'10" freshman girl who was the sister of the only girl in my advanced placement chemistry class and who only wanted to go with me because it was so cool to go to the senior prom as a freshman. i threw out the pictures and not only because i had too much hair gel installed.