tori & dean: inn love is that excrutiating new reality show on oxygen, home of the similarly excrutiating janice dickinson modeling agency. an episode of the show represented tori spelling and her superdull hubby dean mcdermott as making an offer to purchase a b&b which they would then renovate and run. they were nervous if their offer would be accepted or not, and according to the show it was because they soon had moved in and begun renovating - trying to go from grandma chic to young folk chic. oxygen's blurb says, among other things (emphasis mine): "Tori & Dean have decided to shake things up even more by leaving their Hollywood home, selling their stuff at an estate sale and investing Tori's $800,000 inheritance into their new business venture - a Bed and Breakfast for their generation. As Tori & Dean work on opening the hippest B&B in the universe, we watch the couple as they try to adjust to small town life, befriend their neighbors, renovate their new inn,..."
yet, the fallbrook bonsall village news reports that tori spelling has not bought the inn at all! based on that story, in my opinion most likely oxygen is just renting it for the couple and later paying the actual owner for the damages caused by the couple's yucky renovations. tori should have just bopped into the next surreal life house like a good has been, and left the lies and omissions to the professionals - fox news and dick cheney to the world, and britney spears to herself.
what's next in the world of lies? aaron spelling is really still alive? rosie o'donnell enjoys cucumber sandwiches? spiderman 3 is actually good?