poor whitney is in the news only for ratty wig and convenience store meltdown related shenanigans. wouldn't you (allegedly) do (alleged) crack too if you were an (alleged) lesbian (actual) black republican? her brain just can't handle the contradictions like, like, well i was going to say like mary cheney's can but really i can't think of any other black lesbian republicans. maybe richard simmons? anysnatch, whitney is permanently glorious and we should be grateful for her latter day judy garland impression. think of the political advances we'll make during the riots following whitney's death! but first, please make another movie, whitney. please. and don't let beyoncé co-star. ever. for now all i've got that's pro-whit is this whitney houston money shot extension that i personally extended using money shot extension devices. i am not responsible for any (alleged) ear bleeding.