"Josh, I know you have a rough relationship with your father, ever since he pressured you to go to medical school and you had a nervous breakdown and ran down the hallway with a bone cutter and were kicked out and he throws that in your face all the time and also gets on your case for being the assistant manager at a video store. But that's no excuse for your sexual fascination and stalking of my gorgeous hunky younger man blonde live in boyfriend Riley."
"Mom! I don't have a father complex for Riley. Just an older brother one. Geez!!!" "
Riley, don't you want to try on the new primal bodythong I got you from maximumexposure.com?"
"I would, but I'm worried about Josh. I think he needs me. His dad is so awful to him. I'm going to go comfort him."
"Riley, want some company?"
"Not right now, Fran. Josh is in here with me and he and I need some one on one brotherly love time."
"After our soapy fun guy time, we're going surfing. Josh told me he always wished his dad had taught him how to surf. Mmmmmmmm, nice tongue job on my puckerhole Josh. Let's shower together every day!"
"I love my big bro!"
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