1. when i was 17 i stole a book on australian lifeguards from the mall which included this exact shot.
2. i've appeared on public access tv as "hotpants jesus".
3. i picked up a huge dicked homeless appearing guy in the park near my apartment and brought him back to my place where he sucked me off while jacking his massive uncut dong.
4. i met mr. rogers when i was five.
can you spot the lie?
answer: 3 is the lie. what really happened was i saw a homeless appearing guy in a ripped up shirt and cut off jeans laying out in the sun and realized his cock was fully exposed so of course i stared while i exercised for real nearby. later i followed him to a more out of the way area of the park which actually was closer to my apartment and i watched him fully masturbate and make lascivious partially toothless fellatio gestures as if to say "all i want for hanukkah is a big jewish cock between my missing two front teeth". i did not however take him home or give him any indication how nearby my home was. it was fun.
#4?
Posted by: damion | April 24, 2006 at 09:24 PM
Uh... I once did suck off a homeless guy with a truly huge cock. And he fucked me, too. I still see him around, and in the summer he wears 70s-style NBA basketball shorts and plays with himself up the leg of the shorts when he sees me walking from work to the Metro.
Posted by: tim | April 24, 2006 at 09:26 PM