at 3:30am i was eating these transfat free "wholesome & delicious" snack miracles (the whole bag minus one) watching gabrielle union on a conan o'brien rerun because i don't have...
a shockingly hung pouty poolside dreamboat in my life but at least...
i can still slightly make up for my dreamboat drought by winning this ebulge purveyor's jockstrap off morality free ebay (currently at just $6 with 4 days of bidding left) though said jockstrap, while assumedly transfat free, is likely neither wholesome nor delicious - well okay maybe it is delicious, which makes me...
more confused than ever, so now i will play itunes-mancy to see what i should do, meaning the next 3 songs that come up in shuffle mode will guide my sex/romantic life for the next 3 months and the winners are:
rated x / loretta lynn
just a freak (hex hector club mix) / crystal waters
thighmaster i'm your master / the sick lipstick
so this means...oh my goodness.
You continue to be one of the funniest writers in the blogosphere to date. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: victor | April 24, 2006 at 10:49 PM
Dear Avi,
Too bad all of those guys are gay.
Sincerely,
All of the guys you turned down in hopes that these hunks would ask you out.
Posted by: | April 24, 2006 at 10:49 PM
HILARIOUS! What a great blog.
Posted by: t. johnston | April 24, 2006 at 10:52 PM
I, too, play iTunes-mancy. I am firmly convinced that my iPod is an oracle. It has never failed me.
Posted by: sissy-fuss | April 24, 2006 at 10:53 PM