saw a $13,000 couch this weekend at a store i was barely dressed well enough to enter. higher backed than the back of your head black leather paradise surround couch experience. i used to live on $20 a week, but no matter how much i make there will always be things i can't afford so i now question my aspiration for nice things. quality is a bargain but $13,000 is not a bargain. i wish couches hadn't been privatized like everything else has been or is going to be. i wish there were lovely socialist couches for everyone in black or gray. therefore what would have to make the couch a success is the people sitting or making out on it. thankfully i am dressed well enough at all times for my 1980s white leather boat of a couch. it doesn't mind if i am without clothes of any kind. soon water and air will be privatized and $13,000 as well. hopefully i'm making $13,000 a minute when that happens.
i see that someone found my blog by searching for the phrase "jewish cock" on msn.com of which i am certainly proud. so i searched for the same thing and found the horror of jewishprincess.net, which leads off with a peeping tom rabbi animated gif and the phrase "no mishiniga bitches here only nice jewish girls". this is problematic for several reasons. rabbis would stay in the comfort of their living rooms and peep with binoculars, not leer over a fence. the word they mangled is meshugeneh, which means crazy anyway. they mean to say shiksa, as in non-jewish. plus would it have killed them to actually use hebrew script on the site, at least in jpg or gif format? lastly, nice jewish girls do not want to be on this horrible website, which contains hopefully doctored barbra streisand porn. if it is her i hope she got paid more than she would have washing dishes. but really what topless lipsticked jewish woman in 1959 shooting porn loops didn't look like babs?
here's james brolin running away from home after discovering his wife's potential porn past. looks like this drab field could use the touch of her signature barbra streisand rose. the woman is a genius. he's a fool to leave her. crawl back james. crawl. she needs a daddy and you need whatever the hell she is to you.
Do you have IKEA in Seattle, or nearby? It's nice design at good prices, gotta love the Swedes and their design.
And the rest of your post is making me want to watch 'The Nanny'- i actually love that show ^_^
Posted by: jon | April 24, 2006 at 09:53 PM