i knew tyra was going to surprise us but i'd thought it was going to be by an announcer saying at 8:59, come back next week for the conclusion of the finale, not by tyra, twiggy, miss jay alexander, and some repressed homosexual named nigel barker picking whiney (and not in a cute jewish way) nobody nicole...
over nik, a work of art wonder woman who had me from the moment headshots were posted on upn.com.
they need to stop using cover girl as a sponsor or they'll be pressured to pick the non-edgy girl next door over the couture glamourpuss every time. last season's winner naima was a combo girl next door/glamourpuss but this time they went too plain jane (as in jane pauley) with nicole. at least 2 more antm seasons are guaranteed and i'll be back.
on a totally opposite, non-glamorous note, prussian blue, the horrifically racist, white supremacist, holocaust revisionist teen music duo (previously the subject of ridicule in my post offensive fall fashions) get ripped a new one in margaret kimberley's chicago defender article evil racist children and the media who love them). the media who love them (which does not include me, a queer jew who needs guys to stick it in and to stick it in guys occasionally) also get skewered. time to boycott teen people, people! even if an america's next top model model is on the cover.
Nik WAS ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I live for ANTM
Posted by: damion | April 30, 2006 at 08:17 PM