sure he voted in favor of reauthorizing the repressive and psychotic patriot act. sure he argued for drilling for oil in the arctic national wildlife refuge right through a baby seal's head. what part of refuge does he not understand? and sure he wants to safeguard america against avian flu. whatever! but none of this changes the fact that he is the most, that is to say the only, fuckworthy senator. i'm sure there's some hot meat in the house of representatives but who needs it when you've got a tall tan groomed rich smiley man in khakis who wants to listen in on your phone calls and know what library books you take out. he cares about me. i'm going to move to south dakota just to vote for him unless he moves into my seattle apartment first to fuck my mouth or something like that.
evan bayh and david vitter were runners up but not cute enough to even post on the same page as john john thune thune. he also rallied votes by using the whole fight off gay marriage initiative to drive his supporters to the polls. if i got sick of his politics, which would take negative 3 seconds, i'd just tell him to shut up and fuck me or shut up and suck it or shut up and fuck me then shut up and suck it. do you think he uses cum for hair gel? i want to know.
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