ultranow: cyber as "hung jewish top" - now twice as hung and twice as jewish

my semi-alter ego is back. after episode 1, episode 2 and episode 3, i thought he'd retired, but no. he's returned for further punishment...of others.

jimbo> hows it going?
hung jewish top> hard and jewish
jimbo> horny here
hung jewish top> i'm sick and depressed
jimbo> sorry to hear that
hung jewish top> being gay and jewish is like being trapped in the background of a woody allen movie that no one went to see
jimbo> it happens

fun*guy> jewish bottom here
hung jewish top> you take jewish cock?
fun*guy> we could really "bless our union"
hung jewish top> i'm not really religious
fun*guy> yes I take jewish cock...why not?
fun*guy> it's ok
fun*guy> jewish is jewish
hung jewish top> just okay?
fun*guy> well...maybe more than just ok

20 in tight jockeys> hi
hung jewish top> hey
20 in tight jockeys> prefer cut cock
20 in tight jockeys> i'm sure that's what u have
hung jewish top> why are you so sure?
20 in tight jockeys> jewish
hung jewish top> who is?
20 in tight jockeys> jews are cut, right?
hung jewish top> unfortunately
20 in tight jockeys> love seeing a big cock head
hung jewish top> i've started a new group though
20 in tight jockeys> what is that
hung jewish top> jac
hung jewish top> jews against circumcision
hung jewish top> you could be an honorary member
hung jewish top> you can still see the head if you make it hard
20 in tight jockeys> so r u cut?
hung jewish top> yes
20 in tight jockeys> age?
hung jewish top> hey jac is funny, you should laugh and show respect. us jews think we're funny.
20 in tight jockeys> and u are
hung jewish top> thank you
hung jewish top> i'm in my 30s
hung jewish top> and i have a big fat head on my cut cock
20 in tight jockeys> how big r u
hung jewish top> i couldn't fit my cock in your jockeys
20 in tight jockeys> lock my lips around that head
hung jewish top> how old is your cousin
hung jewish top> whose underwear you're in
20 in tight jockeys> he is 19
hung jewish top> are you going to cum in his underwear and put it back in his drawer?
20 in tight jockeys> that would be hot
20 in tight jockeys> so how long is your jewish dick
hung jewish top> as big as moses'
20 in tight jockeys> lol
20 in tight jockeys> another jew funny, huh
hung jewish top> no it's true
20 in tight jockeys> i don't know how big that is
hung jewish top> [actual size information withheld]
20 in tight jockeys> FUCK
20 in tight jockeys> how do u know moses was [actual size information still withheld]
hung jewish top> illustrated bible
20 in tight jockeys> what u into
hung jewish top> like to see guys shoot in their jockeys
hung jewish top> inside their jockeys just rubbing themselves through the fabric
20 in tight jockeys> i have such a big bulge in these
hung jewish top> how big is ur cock
20 in tight jockeys> 6.5
hung jewish top> oh that's as big as noah
20 in tight jockeys> the briefs are so small on me
hung jewish top> i'll bet
20 in tight jockeys> did noah fuck the animals
hung jewish top> no the animals already were all in couples they weren't interested in noah
20 in tight jockeys> who had the biggest cock in the bible
hung jewish top> al parker
20 in tight jockeys> huh?
hung jewish top> i mean jacob
20 in tight jockeys> how big was he
hung jewish top> the ladder was for his cock
20 in tight jockeys> lol
hung jewish top> either that or goliath but that might have been the new testament
hung jewish top> g-d has a pinky dick though
hung jewish top> he fucks you in your mind
hung jewish top> no penis necessary
20 in tight jockeys> whoa
hung jewish top> tell me about it
hung jewish top> wait tell me again how small those jockeys are on you
20 in tight jockeys> u sound like a fucking hot stud
20 in tight jockeys> 28
hung jewish top> i know
hung jewish top> no say, "these jockeys are so small on me"
20 in tight jockeys> waist
20 in tight jockeys> these jockeys are SO small on me
hung jewish top> how small are they!!!???
hung jewish top> then you go , so small...
hung jewish top> tell a joke
20 in tight jockeys> so small that my cock pops out
hung jewish top> okay that's a good try but that's not funny
hung jewish top> say, they are so small that...
20 in tight jockeys> they r so small that my penis is squished
hung jewish top> ahh squished is a funny sounding word, but where's the joke?
20 in tight jockeys> help me give me an example
hung jewish top> how about my jockeys are so small that after wearing them for half an hour, i gave myself a sex change
20 in tight jockeys> lol
20 in tight jockeys> i'd rather be sucking your big jewish cock
20 in tight jockeys> rubbing your hairy chest
hung jewish top> now that's what the guy in the bar said to me on hanukkah and i didn't go home with him because i don't do that except instead of big jewish cock he said big polish cock because i'd told him i'm part polish, the cock part
20 in tight jockeys> how do u get off then
hung jewish top> g-d and i have an arrangement
hung jewish top> when mrs. g-d is out he lets me jack off on the small of his back
20 in tight jockeys> why is that
hung jewish top> it has to be his back because of that one time i came in his eye
20 in tight jockeys> you r confusing me
hung jewish top> and like coco peru says in that movie trick, you know what happens when you get cum in your eye? it burns!!!!!!
hung jewish top> i'm complex
hung jewish top> you've been a pleasure
hung jewish top> i need to go make some chicken soup
hung jewish top> enjoy your underwear
20 in tight jockeys> damn guy
hung jewish top> shalom
20 in tight jockeys> yea, whatever