evan lysacek vs johnny weir

i've been thinking so much about the is johnny weir gay question that i've let u.s. national silver medalist evan lysacek slip from my consciousness. fact is, he's sexier than johnny, an equally good if not better jumper and spinner, and a strong stylist in his own right. plus he earned the bronze medal at last year's world championships while johnny came in 4th, and unlike johnny, evan has a reliable quad jump. and also unlike johnny, he's not due for a talking to from u.s. figure skating officials for some expressive drug analogies.  squeaky clean, cheekbones of death and tons of personality - evan is my future boyfriend.

still johnny comes through with the soundbites.  on getting up the morning of the free skate:

"weir said, he awoke from a nap in a panic. i was like, 'is this really happening? should I even get up?' it's hard. [but] slowly, i started to get ready."

"i put on my self-tanner and went from there."

oh to be johnny's self-tanner and caress his beauteous face and...oh fuck it, i want evan.

Comments

[o]

Please, please, something other than skating. I like coming here but I just can't stand this anymore!

[evan lysacek channeled by avi]

yo "o". why don't you like me? i practice real hard every day. i wear tight pants and ice skates. not only should you like me, you should love me. love me!

sorry to bust your bubble but in the olympic free style tonight evan was wearing an engagement ring on his right hand (4th finger) I'm sure Johnnys up for you though! :-D

[alias]

LEAVE MY BOYDRIEND ALONE !

evan won't be ur future boyfriend..coz he'll be mine ! hehehe...:p

An engagement ring??? Evan's been wearing that ring since high school.

I Want to know if Evan is dating with sarah hughes?

Sorry guys but Evan is all mine!!

[murmurr]

ah crap.

yeah, Evan is truly gay. :(

proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XURW12Kbak

listen to his gay nasal voice.

::cries::

Oh, score.

Wait till I see him this summer for Champions on Ice.