i just wanna fuckin' dance. which is true because if i don't take dancing lessons again (it's been years) i will burst. i knew i watched dancing with the stars for a reason besides being jealous of stacy keibler's legs, if i were a girl that is, which maybe i am. i really have no idea. anyway, i'm going to take beginning ballet because among jazz, modern and ballet, all of which i've taken a bit of, ballet was my favorite. except for the moment in modern where the instructor told us to dance our names. so it's beginning ballet for me. i mean fuckin' beginning ballet.
so if sandra bernhard died in ghana i guess she'd be buried in a custom made ghanian coffin shaped like either irony or love.
oh, and aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! go sasha, kimmie and now emily i guess. i'll get over it and be cheering when it's time for them to go on. for now, i feel like tonya harding nailed me with a hubcap to the neck and got acquitted by reason of the jury was afraid of her.
As a waiter myself, #24 cracks me up, but I think #8 is still my favorite. What's not to like about Grover?
Posted by: brian | May 07, 2006 at 04:45 PM
I want a coffin shaped like insatiable lust, please.
Posted by: sissy-fuss | May 07, 2006 at 04:46 PM