oprah's all on board with the dove campaign for real beauty, but when a mattell corporate shill gave her a one of a kind oprah barbie or "oprarbie" oprah gushed "look at her waistline! love it! thank you so much!" when what she should have said is "listen bitch, i'm not a skinny bitch. i'll accept this doll after it eats a sandwich and some pie, bitch." couldn't mattell have carved out a figure that was a bit more true to life or at least padded the vera wang replica dress a skootch? realistic body image is something oprah seeks for other women, but not for herself? hypocrisy!
wait.
i'm too busy to read what you wrote.
why is oprah holding that vanessa williams doll?
Posted by: mo | May 07, 2006 at 04:19 PM
Pass me the pie, bitch!
Posted by: purple twinkie | May 07, 2006 at 04:20 PM