now i love nastia liukin. she's the most precisely graceful and artsy gymnast on the scene right now, and she has the world championship gold medals to prove it. and i'm sure her cameo in the upcoming gymnastics movie stick it (no it's not about post-its) is really good and dandy and fine and super. but it's just that the whole concept of the movie is so wretched and scary and horrible and i can't help but think of mitch gaylords's american anthem travesty. please hollywood, do not make a gymnastics movie ever again because with the exception of little girls in pretty boxes and that law & order where this one girl gymnast killed this other girl gymnast with a brick, you will always mess it up.
plus the world gymnastics championships didn't make it to network or even cable tv last time, just streaming video online, and clips days later on the gymnasts' individual websites. while it should be popular it is not, so your movie will fail, worse than the mermaid movie with jojo, which i am too angry at to even link to. damn jojo. instead enjoy this. if you're gay to start, you'll either get ungayed or get really really gay. and if you're a dyke, you'll get much dykier, unless you're an assdyke and not a boobdyke. you'll see.
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Posted by: o | May 07, 2006 at 05:30 PM