okay i'm writing this whole post during one playback of gloria and i seek to live a fully branigan lifestyle except for her being dead. basically this means singing songs and living a life that later michael bolton remakes and relives horribly and then i hook back up with that play slutty blond chick from desperate housewives nicolette sheridan and cut my hair shorter. michael bolton always got applause at showtime at the appollo but who wouldn't applaud a knock off righteous brother? 2:35 left.
they sprayed horrible anti-gypsy moth chemicals in my neighborhood today, or should i say a few blocks from my house. many of those in the kill zone (the humans in the kill zone) had protested because certainly there was a more green alternative, like gypsy moth assisted suicide therapy. personally i'm glad my block skirted the spray because...because...i am a gypsy moth! whoosh. 1:10.
rooting for joanie on top model because she is 24 and an ex-stripper and the best pure poser. i'm also rooting for twiggy to collapse and for tyra to eat her alive and nigel barker to be mangina-ly fisted by guest star bob barker and for and miss jay and mr. jay to trisexually mate like earthworms and produce mystery jay. and i'm rooting for something else to do besides top model and laundry tonight. oh yeah, i got homework to do for my playwriting workshop. 0:05. times up.
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