here's the review part: who among us has not had sex with a guy or girl who kinda looked like moby? i dare say none. while that is enough of a reason to pick up the recently released moby. live - hotel tour 2005 dvd, there's also the feast of music and visuals. moby always seemed like a pure studio musician/computer geek to me, so seeing him "electronic" out live is a treat. he likes to yell and bounce and sing/mutter and the audience is enraptured and excited, veritably hypnotized. the crowd is an object in motion which tends to stay in motion, though there is not a mosh pit in sight as that would be too violent but in their heads they are moshing. either that or thinking about tea as moby's other key venture is teany.
streams of raining again and lift me up will clue you in on the live feel. the package includes five full length videos and a cd of remixes. you are guaranteed to at least hum and tap your foot, or whatever other way you uncontrollably follow along to music should you be missing a throat and foot, which moby would be perfectly okay with and understanding of as he is liberal and polite. or just possibly, you'll pretend you are his sometimes song partner (when he is in the mood for a hit) gwen stefani and dye your hair white blond and put on some tight shorts and a tube top and dance like a maniac, singing into a tube of lipstick.
here's the contest part: comment with a moby inspired/related haiku.
best one over the next couple of days or so wins a free copy direct
from the factory (no pirating here) mailed to your hut, igloo or loft
for your listening and viewing pleasure. the only thing you won't win
is tea.
and the winner is...the only non-gayhating entry:
mopey moby man
hey! Is that my boyfriend there?
no...glare off bald head.
mopey moby man
hey! Is that my boyfriend there?
no...glare off bald head.
Posted by: | May 07, 2006 at 05:50 PM
On the ground bleeding
I hope you learned a lesson
Don't diss Eminem
Posted by: joshua | May 07, 2006 at 05:50 PM