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June 11, 2006


manprano (the artist formerly known as sissy-fuss)

I had a dream last night about Oprah. I dreamed that she had taken over the world and had sent tiny flying saucers to keep everyone in line. She had coralled people in cities into small areas and was going to exterminate the entire human race except for those she found worthy to take on her new jet.

I managed (with two or three others) to hop into a time machine, in which we travelled to various epochs, picking up amputees, polio sufferers, people with sprained thumbs, people afflicted with bald patches, etc. I ended up landing in 1985. I said, "I know what's coming and I want to be here to help when the epidemic rips the community apart.

Then everyone cried and Oprah was vanquished.

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