heart means gushy schoolgirl love. schoolgirl means schoolboy in a dress. a mandress. and a condom. jaymz is jaymz tuaileva from orem, utah, a 20 year old finalist on the second season of so you think you can dance, which is a show i love because it's not american idol and because it's dance, okay, and dance is barely ever on tv, especially so many kinds of dance in one show. hip to the hop, ballroom, swing, lyrical, jazz, ballet, disco. couples, groups, solos. all there. jaymz was in the bottom three guys on thursday which was unexpected but he didn't get eliminated, praise katherine dunham.
i do find him dreamy and athletic and expressive and styled out. he can move. and maybe someday he'll smile at me like a fellow nordstrom shopper did at me today. the smile that says "we are meant for each other" and the eyes that say "stare at me as i stare at you and all around us will disappear as if the bomb has dropped and we are the last two single heroes on this superb planet and we will procreate homosexually and give rise to a species of jaymz" and after his smile and eyes speak to me we will kiss deeply and permanently and all henceforth will have ymz at the end of their name, such as mariaymz, opraymz, pia zadoraymz, willie aamamyz, and the original jaymz. he's talented. dance is profoundly amazing and primal and unbearably beautiful to me. it's almost summer. the summer of jaymz. i love cool jaymz.
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