aaron spelling is dead: who will resurrect robert "vega$" urich's career now? urich's dead too? then what the hell was he still doing in the tooth whitening infomercial months after his supposed demise? who wants tooth whitening equipment from a dead guy? and most importantly, why couldn't tori die first? can't she do anything right? i can't stop asking questions?
star jones is leaving (fired/unrenewed from) the view: just 3 more ludicrously uniformed know it alls to go and the show will be 100% percent lesbian. actually if rosie's the only host it will be 150% lesbian.
meredith viera and star jones off the view: reverse affirmative action. producer barbara walters goes all klan for '06.
nicole kidman marries keith urban: botox, pipe cleaner legs, i have no idea what to say. how do people write about nicole kidman? keith urban though equals sexy man arms. i got that one down.
paris hilton is dead: pop rocks and coke kills again. spread the good word.
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