so no way he's 5'10" right? okay the "in heels" part is mine and okay people magazine may have put the wrong height on purpose to feed into the whole ryan seacrest has a napoleon complex thing and get people talking about their hottest bachelors issue even more. but more likely he or his publicist lied or knew of the lie. and most likely people magazine made ryan stand against a west hollywood fern bar doorframe to get measured and ryan s. perched on his tippytoes screaming measure me already dammit before his calves collapsed from the 10 pounds of hair gel on his calf hair. oh well, whether 5'10" (fraudulent) or 5'7 3/4" (more accurate), he's still taller than semi-lookalike cameron of the semi-unknown bratz boyz line in his toyko-a-go-go outfit. you just know ryan owns the whole bratz boyz collection. finally something i can respect him for.
i've never really wanted to shit in someone's mouth, but Seacrest does have that shit-eating grin ...
Posted by: mo | June 22, 2006 at 08:29 PM