5 great things about it being 100 damn degrees in seattle

1. not having air conditioning so inability to move can now be blamed on heat versus debilitating ennui.
2. junkies in tank tops exposing their shoot-em-up abscesses for all to see.  close-up.  on the bus.  where there is no escape.
3. massive crotch sweat.
4. massive crotch.
5. the full golden girls experience as heat in apartment mimics heat in miami beach.  why did they wear sweaters all the time?