okay not really but isn't that what everyone is implying with their "lance bass is so fug" and "reichen lehmkuhl deserves better" comments? there hasn't been this much uproar since the whole paulina porizkova ric ocasek supermodel monster partnership. it's all i've heard since lance proclaimed his anal desires/gayness.
given, lance was wrong in thinking his coming out back in the early '00s would have made a lick of difference in *nsync's success (yes i used the asterisk). as if the screams weren't 85% for justin, 39% for j.c., 12% for joey (the bears), 2% for chris (who?) and 0.000001% for lance (said pro-lance screams emanating from lance's mom and a younger reichen). yes that's more than 100% total but clearly boyband fans can't add. to add to lance's old school fug cred i guarantee there were plenty of bedrooms where lance's part of the posters got covered with justin solo pics and a wb starboy shot or two.
but all that said, isn't reichen just about always going to be the hottest one in any relationship? um, yes. and reichen's a millionaire on his own so is clearly dating lance for real. he's a non-shallow, intelligent, built, successful and thankfully imperfect man (his nipples are too flat). he chooses lance for now and lance is handsome to him and that's all that matters.
i can't wait until they have kids, and their kids have kids. the world will be a better, safer place with a little reichen the third running around.
If anyone saw "The Reichen Show" before it's welcome demise along with the unwelcome demise of Q-TV, then you know that the walking/talking Reichen is far less sexy than his still pics. He's a bit prissy, kind of dumb, and unbearably boring.
The Amazing Race made him hot, but he has long since devolved into "not", and so I say Lance is too good for him.
Posted by: | July 28, 2006 at 07:30 AM