before the vicodin the dentist gave me to help with the pain from my wisdom tooth extraction yesterday completely knocks me out (or maybe it already has) here are 17 things i'm not. it's easier to say what i'm not than what i am. maybe that's easier for you too.
- rich as a ceo
- poor as a c-3po
- tall as a conan
- short as a cruise
- old as an oprah
- young as oprah's secret lesbian girltoy
- promiscuous as i used to be
- coupled as i used to be
- patient as i think i am
- popular as i dream of being
- aerobically fit as nastia liukin
- blond as a blond wig
- tan as farrah at a clambake
- monotheistic like satan
- licensed to drive
- masochistic
- tracey ullman
Hate to say it, but brace yourself for a very uncomfortable month...I had my wisdom teeth (all 4 of them) extracted in January. At least the nurses danced to My Humps before I was knocked out and the dentist was hunky....he goes to my gym here in Seattle.
Posted by: Queer Beacon | August 29, 2006 at 09:09 PM