as in everything (or some things) you always wanted to know about ultranow but were afraid to ask. see gabriel of modfab meme-tagged me so what's a girl to do but answer up?
1. How old were you when you knew you were gay? kindergarten during show and tell when I was looking at the boy in front of me’s exposed lower back/nickelslot instead of whatever someone was showing & telling
2. Have you ever had sex with the opposite sex? i oppose the binary gender system that has created the phrase "opposite sex"
3. Who was the first person you came out to? paul lynde, though i don't think he was paying attention
4. Are you out to your family? that question is so 1987
5. Do you want children? of course not.
6. Do you have more gay friends or straight friends? non-straight
7. Were you out in school? high school no
8. Is your best friend the same sex as you? there are as many sexes as there are people, so no
9. Have you ever had sex with them? of course not
10. Would you prefer to date a guy taller than you or shorter than you? i would prefer to date a guy period
11. Have you ever been in a sling? no, but i’ve sat on a $13,000 couch
12. Have you ever done a 3-way? of course
13. Have you ever dressed in drag? yes, probably because I used to be a drag queen
14. Would you date a drag queen? of course
15. Are you a top/bottom or truly versatile? huh?
16. Have you had sex with someone of a different ethnicity? yes
17. How many Cher CDs do you own? one cher mp3 and that's it ever
18. Name of your first love? jon-erik hexum
19. Do you still talk to him? yes
20. Does size matter? size and shape matter equally, but what are we talking about?
21. Biggest turn on? wit
22. Biggest turn off? pathetic self-pitying lying wimpy manipulative boring conservative bastards
23. Ever been harassed due to your orientation? of course, and also for my ethnicity
24. Worst gay stereotype that applies to you? hate metrosexuality
25. Ever been to a pride rally? yes and i’m still bored from it - i think they’ve gone downhill since 1974
26. Would you marry if you could? no
27. Would you rather be rich and smart or young and beautiful? yes
28. Do you sculpt your eyebrows? sculpt implies high art, so in that sense no
29. Do you trim your body hair? if you have to ask, you can't afford it
30. Ever had sex with more than one person in a day? of course, though the word "person" applies only loosely - possibly penis with legs would be more applicable
31. Ever been to an orgy? of course
32. Have you dated your best friend's ex? so so so no
33. Would you vote for Hillary Clinton if she ran for president? maybe
34. Do you want monogamy in your relationships? of course
35. Do you believe in true love? if love is love, the word true is redundant.
36. Do you have any tattoos? of course not
37. Do you have any piercings? ears, 4 guage
38.
Would you date a smoker? no, but I’d date a guy into chewing tobakki - just a pinch between your cheek and gum…yee haw!
39. Do you get HIV tests every 6 months? um, that’s a really personal question, mr. meme
40. Do you know anyone who has died from H.I.V.? yes
41. Do you know what Stonewall was? an angry bar
42. Strangest place you have had sex? i am not on elimidate right now
43. Strangest place you've woken up? earth
44. Are your best years behind or in front of you? yes
45.
Favorite porn movie? vintage: though al parker isn’t in it, probably dangerous
(bijou). new: thom barron calling (cazzo).
46. Are you in love now? with the new chair from eq3 i just bought
47. Ever been in love with a straight guy? i'm not into that genre of self-destruction
48. Did you ever have sex with them? with who?
49. Have you ever been to a nude beach? of course not
50.
Have you ever been/stayed in a relationship for Money or Security,
instead of Love and Friendship? while I have stayed for the wrong
reasons, money or security were not the specific wrong reasons involved.
damn, that's not a very perky question to end on, so i'll add one:
51. How much do you hate Green Day? thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much
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