so the guy who says he killed jonbenet probably didn't kill her because he wasn't even in the same state or whatever at the time. my theory is he's masturbated while fantasizing that he'd raped and killed her so often, he lost touch with the truth. either that or he's raped and killed so many little pageant girls, he lost track. now that it's clear to all the deranged that one can become (in)famous by claiming to have committed a popcrime, i expect other wannabes will be jumping on the paddywagon, claiming responsibility for such dastardly acts as:
- 9/11 commemorative/exploitative pop-up silverish coin
- entertainment tonight
- american eagle outfitters
- professional tennis players wearing clothes
- masterminding the "madonna is still relevant" conspiracy
- the end of the world
- danity kane
Straights are so sick.
Posted by: Ridwah | August 19, 2006 at 06:43 PM