i hate her 1/2 hour shows on food network so the new hour long show debuting monday means i will hate it twice as much. 30 minute meals and $40 a day? how have either of those shows/measurements illustrated skill and aplomb? with 30 minutes and $40 i could cook 80 pounds of organic oatmeal, feeding an army of hippies.
she's on oprah's payroll, since harpo productions is the force behind the rachael ray show. thus answering the question "what would jesus produce?"
the woman doesn't know how to frown, thereby nullifying the phrase turn that frown upside down because she won't ever frown in the first place which i so don't trust.
her catchword is "yum-o", which in addition to being the hypnotic snare that grabbed "o"prah's money, is a brown showers loving clown from kentucky i once dated. he'd do anything in bed, except squeeze the charmin, if you know what i mean.
she has her own brand of knives because she invented knives so of course she should have a knife because she invented sharpness and should profit from sharpness and edges and metal.
after joanie ditched chachi, she changed her name to rachael, took up cooking and ingratiatingness and now we all have to suffer for it. can't wait for her first interview with elie wiesel.
rachael: "so, elie, about the holocaust, get some good grub in those camps, didya?"
elie: "maggot infested stale bread and hepatitis pisswater, rachael."
rachael: "give me some adult contemporary tunes, a comfy pair of jammies, swiss miss cocoa and a bus token and i'm set! let the good times roll, i always say."
elie: "i'm here to talk about darfur."
rachael: "yum-o!"
I'm not normally a violent person, but Rachel Ray makes me think of really gruesome things i could do to her with those o'knives.
Posted by: Cooper | September 16, 2006 at 07:47 AM
amen!
Posted by: jason | September 16, 2006 at 12:57 PM
OK You are a horrible person yes you are entitled to your own opinion but for god sake the woman is living her life and dream leave her live it so many people hate her I personally think she is great but you on the other hand are just mean. You obliviously have some issues. oh and yes Ms. Ray does have a serious side and why would you not want to not smile come on do you want her to be depressed. May be You need a Little R&R May be You need a Little R&R May be You need a Little R&R May be You need a Little R&R May be You need a Little R&R May be You need a Little R&R May be You need a Little R&R May be You need a Little R&R . Oh and also do you have fan base of over a million people and one of the highest rated talk shows ever. Don’t think so!
Posted by: Ryan | November 23, 2007 at 04:23 PM
I don't think the issue is whether or not she is fantastic or terribly silly or great or even sympathetic. Is about being and idiot. period. In that issue, yes, she's the winner, and yes, obviously she has over a million people "fan base".
Posted by: Luis | December 04, 2007 at 12:21 PM
WOW! Is this jason guy kiddin'? Hilarious. And I totally agree with you. Worse is when she actually did "cooking" on 30 minutes, she could never, once, taste her food without making this disgusted, contorted face of brutal, antagonizing pain. Like she just shat a kidney stone out her twat the size of Abe Lincoln's head. Really. She destroyed my love of Nabisco's Premium saltine crackers. Bitch.
Posted by: Fernando | April 16, 2008 at 02:52 AM