7th heaven reincarnated

in an effort to establish a mini-trend in reviewing shows i haven't seen (after having done so with rachael ray's blemish of a show) i will now proceed with 7th heaven.  as in the cw's incarnation of 7th heaven premiering tonight.  not the one which died on the wb last spring, prompting my desperate waxing. now i better hurry up and finish this post.  7th heaven is going to be on soon.

• stephen collins is still passably hot and moderately talented, but he has a tough time this go round portraying a father of seven when even more of his kids seem to be off the show to pursue other roles/non-typecast moments/school.  wherefore art thou in the cast shot, ruthie and simon?
• catherine hicks still has the bad hair from last year.  and since 10% of her acting is hair based, this bodes poorly for her emmy chances.  catherine hicks and emmy.  you don't see those words in the same sentence much, do you?  actually, she is the best actor on the show by far.  just upset they don't give her more to do.  i still enjoy how she makes her labor visible.  she's not a happy homemaker that tries to make everything look easy.  because it's not dammit.
• beverley mitchell has an extra e before the y in beverley and that makes me uncomfortable.  her character is exactly the same as last year.  move on from yourself, lady.  it's what i try to do all the time.
• george stults doesn't take his pants off enough.  just that one time he was in his boxers when the fussy church ladies came into his and lucy's bedroom for a peek at the baby.  it was one of those i bet he's wearing 3 pairs of underwear underneath those boxers deals.  no bulges on 7th heaven then, now and forever.  rats.
• tyler hoechlin's eyebrows still need some serious help.
• hillary duff has changed her name to haylie and had reverse botox injections (they make the cow look younger and her older).  she succeeds in continuing to disappoint.
• chi chi larue has a great guest spot as an avon lady with a heart of gold and a liver of lead.
• overall i give it 10 tyras (out of 100).  creator aaron spelling is rolling over in his grave, which means finally he's facing the right way after tori's many disgraces.
  

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[courtney]

i think martin is so hoooooooot